Daily Joke: A man entered the Monastery of Silence

Daily Joke: A Man's Experience at the Monastery of Silence

A man entered the Monastery of Silence, where he was welcomed by the Chief Priest with a condition: he could not speak until directed to do so.

After a year, the Chief Priest allowed Brother John to speak two words, to which he replied:

Hard Bed
. The Chief Priest apologized and promised a better bed.

The following year, Brother John was again allowed to speak two words, saying:

Cold Food
. The Chief Priest assured him that the food would improve.

On his third anniversary, the Chief Priest reprimanded Brother John, stating that all he had done was complain, after allowing him to speak two words.

Author's summary: A man's complaints in a silent monastery.

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Starts at 60 Starts at 60 — 2025-10-17